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Why is it so easy to find women online that find me "sexy", "cute", "sweet", or just the occasional "i'd love to fuck you" guy? yet in the real world, i'm typically the same person i am online, maybe a bit more quiet and not as blunt but same personality and looks, and i have my ex-finance leave me, kick me out of my apartment and she's now engaged to another man...i mean, WHAT THE FUCK!?!? FML PEOPLE...FML!!!
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fuck...
i think i'm getting sick, so far two people have called in sick at work and even my mom is sick which never happens...so i think i'm fucked and not in the oh-so-wonderful way :/
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awesome night...
last night was fucking awesome...i never go out because i don't have friends, but a show came to a local bar that i couldn't miss...Pretty Things Peep Show! the show was incredible and i saw old friends, met some new people and just had a really great time...if anyone reads this and finds the Pretty Things Peep Show in your town, go! it's a great show!
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Confusion...
women are truly confusing, at least one in particular, Sam...we went out about two weeks ago, just a lunch date, but we had a great conversation, hung out for a few hours and she said she had a great time...then i asked her out again and she says "i have to check my schedule but that should work", that turned into "i don't know if i can make it this week". which turned into "you're sweet but not my type...", so okay, FUCKING CONFUSED! what was the point of all of that? just say hey, i had a great time, we should be friends...gah! some women! jeez...
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Desperate...
Any women in the Southeast Nebraska area wanna go out with me? Preferably in the Lincoln area, but I'm willing to take a trip, lol...
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So tired...
Every time I find a woman that I like, who seems to like me, she either just disappears, is done with me, or we date and she leaves, just breaks my heart...I've tried the long distance thing, trying not to get attached but it happens. They fuck someone or find their true love...I just want to find someone that loves me, for me, I'm nowhere near perfect but I'm respectful, loyal and I feel like I'm a decent guy...I'm just so tired of getting my heart broken :(
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Payday!!!!!
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FUCK Facebook!
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How shit's going...
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yeah :( i was ignored in High school too.. now i'm stuck back where i grew up.. and i'm from an area where people stick around the area. so you can't go out to a bar without seeing a whole gaggle of people from your high school class.. super awkward. i have them on my facebook though.. fuck it. don't talk to them or anything. most don't talk tome either.... although i WAS happily surprised that a good bunch of them wished me a happy birthday.. that was unexpected.
so, i miss talking to you and i wish our phones were working, we'll try again some other time, hope you have a good night hun :)
i guess, i think i've had one in about the last 2 years so i that counts...
there are non-boring moments in your life?! that has to be exciting, lol...
well I am a little boring as well so I guess Mine is too =]. but there is nothign wrong with a little boring every now and then. it keeps the non boring moments more exciting!!
lol...but it's still a little boring! i don't mind, i am a little boring so my page should reflect that...
Oo it isn't that boring haha! Sry i didn't reply sooner I went to bed I was soooo tired. but i am up now!!!
so i guess i'll talk to you tomorrow, hopefully your phone will work then, lol...and i'm sad that you, me and the webcam never made it to the shower! i'm gonna go lay down, so have a good night hun :)
Haha. Yeah, very soon.. I'm on the phone with Chris talking about the pet project in my Distractions folder. Didn't forget about you.
howdy...so ya ever gonna call? lmfao...hope you're having a good night hun
omg...i'm so, so, so sorry hun! now i definitely want to make it up to pittsburgh sometime just to show you what you're missing out on, but also to hang out, take ya out, spoil ya a little bit, lol ;)
Foreplay.. yeah, I'm told it's really great. Haha.
Fuck if I know.
good to know for future reference...and hey, what can i say, i like foreplay, it's the best part of sex!
Haha. Well, it takes quite a bit of SoCo to get me drunk.. so you're safe for the great outcome you're talking about. =D
cute...lol, and no, not to get you drunk faster, hell, i'm hoping you wouldn't be drunk at all, i would want you too remember the hours upon hours of foreplay and great sex, jeez...
-makes muscle poses- Grrrr.. Too bad I'm only 5'6'' and couldn't actually pass for an Amazon. That would be freaking neat. But, only temporarily.. I don't wanna be one forever. That would suck.
Haha. You'd totally do that? That's great! <3
Hopefully not in an attempt to get me drunk faster though. ;)
wow, you're ways of thinking are so amazon, it's kinda hot! and if i'm gonna come see ya i'm not gonna get a six-pack, i'm gonna spring for the bottle of SoCo because you're worth it hun...:P
HAHA! Oh, shit. Can't breathe. Just pick up a 6 pack and a pizza on your way then.
Yeah, I feel the same way about men. Ya'll are necessary to keep the population going and for warm backs to put cold feet on. =D
well...okay, i don't have to be wined and dined, if i leave now i should be able to be there in about 7 hours give or take, lmfao! And i can't say that women are horrible creatures, they've screwed me over, but i can't live without 'em, lol...
-hangs head and puts away the pointy but very shiny objects- ...dammit.
Psh. Fine! I get some other poor schmuck to do it for me! Haha. Quite possibly myself.
Oh, hell.. haha. That's hysterical. "wined and dined" OOOooo.. very clever. 5 stars, darlin'. I, at least, require pizza and beer.
Hmpf. I'm a gnat's ass from being a total misogynist. Most women piss me off to no end. Horrible, horrible little creatures they are. A lot of the ones that have screwed over my male friends should be glad that I'm not actually able to have their knees broken.
well, don't hurt yourself over there...and yes, a smart ass i am, definitely! as for doing your physics class, i'll pass, took that my senior year and did not enjoy it, spent most of my time having movie marathons on my laptop...
as far as the fucking you part, we're just gonna have to take it slow and i want to be wined and dined first, what kind of guy do you think i am? lol...
yeah, i've had really shitty luck with women, probably worse luck than you've had with men, so i know where you're coming from, i've thought about joining the monkhood, joining the church just seemed creepy after finding out that most of the ministers are pedophiles :/
-falls over laughing- Aw. You're too cute. Nooo.. fucking the client is a big no-no and that works on all levels. Oh fuck me.. I suck so very much at math. Wanna do my Physics class for me? Haha.
Ooo.. and he's a smart ass. This'll be interesting.
I don't hate nuns at all! Quite the contrary, I've considered joining up with the chicks considering my shitty track record with men. Just thought it would be fitting seeing as how he's a total prick and it would be like God sending his 'brides' to get rid of my problem.
lol, i wasn't trying to put myself down, i just know that i have a shitty memory and would be fucked trying to remember laws and past cases, my clients would be fucked! and not in the good way, but i'm great with numbers, woo, go mathletes!
the finger shake was terrifying, i'm gonna have nightmares when i finally get to sleep in about 2 hours, lol...
and ouch, do you hate nuns that much you would want their bus to crash into, who i'm guessing, your dick of an ex? i mean, i'm not a religious man but that just seems cruel for the nuns :/
and i'm so sorry that your trip to Dave and Buster's was ruined by him, if i ever get the chance i'll take ya and you can hopefully have a better time, lol...
Stop that! No saying bad things about yourself, dammit. -shakes finger-
Oh Lord.. Dave and Buster's is the Chuck E. Cheese for crazy adults. Only been to one once but I loved it. Had a blast even though I went with my ex and personally, I was wishing that someone would accidentally hit him with a very large bus loaded with nuns. They totally need a ball pit. I wanna play in a ball pit now, dammit. See what you did? ;)
you're welcome, pre-law sounds like a bitch, but i don't have to worry about that, i'm way too stupid to even think of doing anything like that, i'll leave that to the smarter people...and there's nothing wrong with honesty, i'm usually an open book but sometimes as a guy, i just feel like there's somethings i've gotta lie about, otherwise i don't think i'd ever have had a girlfriend or ever have another, lol...and that is awesome that you know about my friend Chuck's place! my dream place is about 45 minutes from here in omaha called Dave and Buster's, great food, drinks and all the same games that make a feel like a kid again, minus the ball pit :/...
You're welcome. That's one of things about me that my friends count on: I'm honest and I mean everything I say even the things that people don't wanna hear but need to.
Oh!! No! I effing love Chuck E. Cheeses! Place is awesome. Haha. I have a little bag of plastic jewels in this felt bag with a skull and cross bones on it that I bought with my little tickets. It's my treasure!
I'll hold you to it. ;)
Aw, well thank you. Pre-law is a bitch but I'm muddling through. <3
thanks, lol...i don't know how much fun i am, but it's sweet that you at least think i'm not a buzz kill :)
my idea of a good time is chuck e. cheese's or champions, lol (wonders if you've even heard of those places)...then drinks afterwards, but everyone seems to think that just because you're over the age of 7 you can't enjoy the ball pit, lame...so sweet, it's a date if i ever make it up to pittsburgh, drinks are on me! oh, congrats on your mid-terms, quite impressive! :)
Aww.. that's not nice at all. I bet you're a lot of fun. :)
I'm a heavy drinker maybe once or twice a year, usually around New Years and my birthday. More often than not, I'm perfectly happy curling up on the couch with a beer or a double of SoCo over a hockey game or a movie. Simple creature that I am.
-cracking up- Oh, honey. I know what you mean about the rednecks! I grew up in WV. Bubbavilleland that place is. Lord help us, they're great fun, right? I'd definitely go out and have a drink or two with you! Gotta test my theory that you're not a buzz kill at all.
*friended! :)
unfortunately, i'm not sure if think of it like that, but unfortunately i'm not a heavy drinker so i don't get invited to go out that often...most of my friends just think of me as a buzz killer, i don't drink to get trashed and most of my friends are rednecks so they do, lol...i hate seeing my friends do really stupid things or hurt themselves, which seems to always happen when they're drinking and i mean always...sorry to hear your friends are so preoccupied with so many other things, like i said, i'd go out with ya in a heartbeat, lol, just a little far away from pittsburgh
Aw. That's sweet. Thanks!
This weekend would have been perfect for such things!
I have a really hard time nailing my friends down for nights out too.
Most of them are too pregnant, too married or have too many kids. Especially back home. Don't know anyone close to here in Pittsburgh that's of legal drinking age.
Definitely shouldn't be difficult for you!
well...if you lived just a little bit closer, a state away instead of like five i'd take ya out for drinks, my treat...good times are fun...i just need to find people that would be willing to go out with me here, lol...that's seems to be a bit difficult :/
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Jeremy
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